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Bonjour tout le monde,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nous voil\u00e0 donc de nouveau ensemble pour l\u2019\u00c9dito du Macho n\u00b02<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bon, on se croirait en novembre, mais on pr\u00e9pare les vacances et tout et tout. Du coup nous aussi, avec ma Belle, on en profite et tout allait merveilleusement bien entre nous, on revenait d\u2018un long week-end en amoureux, on avait encore deux jours ensemble avant de reprendre le travail et tout \u00e0 coup… patatras, devant moi, ma belle princesse se transforme en Madame Mim (si vous ne l\u2019avez pas, je vous laisse chercher la r\u00e9f\u00e9rence\u00a0\u2639 ). Pas compl\u00e8tement d\u2019un coup mais vite quand m\u00eame, humeur de dogue, r\u00e9ponses par onomatop\u00e9es, voire un chou\u00efa d\u2019agressivit\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00ab Ce n\u2019est pas un combat ! \u00bb<\/em><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Forc\u00e9ment, aveugle et \u00e9gocentrique comme tout m\u00e2le qui se respecte, au premier degr\u00e9, je ne comprends pas, \u00e7a m\u2019\u00e9nerve, \u00e7a me renfrogne, etc. Et hop la gamberge commence : \u00ab Qu\u2019est-ce que j\u2019ai fait de mal ? \u00bb, \u00ab Sur quel bouton j\u2019ai appuy\u00e9 ? \u00bb (Malheureux, \u00e0 ne jamais dire, c\u2019est pire que tout !).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Et plus je parle, plus j\u2019ai un mur en face ! Alors l\u00e0, les gars, vite bouton pause (oui celui-l\u00e0 vous pouvez, c\u2019est m\u00eame imp\u00e9ratif). Et commencez \u00e0 vous poser les bonnes questions, ne vous jetez pas dans la bataille : CE N\u2019EST PAS UN COMBAT !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00ab La p\u00e9rim\u00e9nopause, c\u2019est long, progressif, et c\u2019est \u00e0 deux que cela s\u2019apprivoise<\/strong> \u00bb<\/em><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Oui, l\u00e0, il faut de l\u2019\u00e9coute, du temps pour que cela s\u2019exprime, il nous faut de la patience, elle va nous parler, mais \u00e0 son rythme. Cela va lui faire du bien et donc \u00e0 vous aussi, mais tranquille, c\u2019est la faute \u00e0 personne, non, \u00e0 personne, la p\u00e9rim\u00e9nopause, c\u2019est long, progressif, et c\u2019est \u00e0 deux que cela s\u2019apprivoise. Pour cela, encore et toujours, de l\u2019\u00e9coute et donner le temps au temps.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Du coup, ben les deux derniers jours on les a pass\u00e9s au soleil, tranquilles avec un peu d\u2019activit\u00e9 physique ici et l\u00e0 et on a r\u00e9ussi \u00e0 se parler, \u00e0 en parler, et maintenant j\u2019ai compris, ce n\u2019est pas un bouton ! C\u2019est un processus lent, irr\u00e9gulier, il faut \u00eatre attentif et \u00e7a le fait \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00ab Ils connaissent le mot, mais pas le sens<\/strong> \u00bb<\/em><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

P.S. Mesdames, vous aussi, aidez vos gars, on ne leur a rien dit de toute leur vie, ils connaissent le mot mais pas le sens, le fond de tout ce que cela bouleverse chez vous\u2026 On a aussi besoin de vous pour avancer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Allez, il est d\u00e9j\u00e0 trop long ct\u2019\u00e9dito, grosses bises et \u00e0 bient\u00f4t !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le Macho, qui se soigne<\/strong> \ud83d\ude0a<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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